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A popular motivational speaker was entertaining his audience.

He said: "The best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman
who wasn't my wife !"

The audience was in silence and shock.

The speaker added: "And that woman was my mother!"

Laughter and applause.

A week later, a top manager trained by the motivational speaker tried to
crack this very effective joke at home.

He was a bit foggy after a drink.

He said loudly to his wife who was preparing dinner, "The greatest years
of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who was not my wife !"

The wife went "ah!" with shock and rage.

Standing there for 20 seconds trying to recall the second half of the
joke, the manager finally blurted out " ... and I can't remember who
she
was !"

By the time the manager regained his consciousness, he was on a hospital
bed nursing burns from boiling water.




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